So, I'm on SKYPE with JP and the conversation goes something like this:
Me: I've gone from having no offers to having too many offers.
JP: That's good. I understand that it could be very difficult to find a job at your age.
Me: Bitch. You don't want me cleaning bathrooms, do you?
JP: Sure! If it's necessary for you. Have you told me about this bathroom... ah...
Me: Fetish.
JP: Yes. Have we discuss this?
Me: No.
JP: I don't know if it's a good thing, but if you want.
Me: Probably not. So what do you think? Some of these offers are here in Europe. In France.
JP: You want to know what I think?
Me: Sure.
JP: I think we should open a brothel in Miami. A mixed one. Boys and girls. You take care of the business and I'll tend bar naked.
Me: A brothel?
JP: Why not? It's a good idea. And the weather would be nice.
Me: Naked?
JP: It's only for the tips. Did I tell you I've practiced paint ball all my week-end?
It's a good thing she's pretty.
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
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